gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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