Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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