also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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