all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
