shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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