we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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