I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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