Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
