At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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