dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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