...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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