She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
