sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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