Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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