i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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