She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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