We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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