Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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