Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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