Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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