Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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