I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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