my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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