Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
