Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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