Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Randomize
