The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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