Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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