i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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