i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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