Non-Jews are for practice
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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