They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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