with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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