No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm sobbing to NWA
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