I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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