So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Farmville is her only friend.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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