Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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