You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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