So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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