Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Be still, my beating vagina.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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