I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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