You're so nebulous sometimes
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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