i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Its about making memories worth repressing
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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