I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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