I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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