I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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