Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
it's great music for shaving your balls
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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