But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
50% drunk capacity currently
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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