Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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