she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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