what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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