I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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