they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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