I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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