How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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