I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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